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TRISHíS WHOíS WHOí

My life is quite complicated and I thought it would help if I gave you the run down on
whoís who in my world. Jason, the nerd has helped me because he is a budding Bill
Gates. He says if you click on the name, the details will come up. So here goes.

TRISH MUM AHMED
TRACE GRAN WINSTON
LIONEL SHANE MR.McHENRY
MR NAGEL EARL SHARON
VICAR JASON MAD MARGE
SEBASTIAN MR AND MRS CHAN *
MANDY FATHER PAT GEORGE AND DOTTY HENSON


TRISH
Me, of course. Daughter of Mum and sister of Lionel. Age, well about twenty three,
Iím blonde, well built would like to travel the world and work with children.



TRACE
My best friend. Married to Earl. Works at the Wimpy (if you are reading this in the
United States, then a Wimpy is a bit like a MacDonalds only even worse. Mind you
they do serve proper chips in some of them not those silly fries)

LIONEL
My half brother. Result of a union between my mum and a Rabbi, therefore
technically he is half Jewish. Almost certainly homosexual, in fact change that, is no
doubt the biggest poof who ever walked a trailer park


MUM
What can I say, we all love our mum even if she is a bigger slut than I am. Had me at
sixteen and Lionel three years later. Married Mr Nagel the school teacher but he ran
off with Sebastion the  vicarís son and now lives in Amsterdam. Works for a chat line
now her looks arenít what she says they were.

GRAN
Curently in prison. Seems to like it there and keeps getting sent back. Mum says itís
because she is having a lesbian relationship with Mad Marge, the tough warder but I
think mum has watched too many episodes of Cell Block H


SHANE
My boyfriend who one day I hope to have children by. Big, like all my fellows, but
smothers me with love and his tummy.

EARL
Trace, my best friends, husband. Another big guy. (Me and Trace have the same taste
in men) Sometimes comes to see me when Trace is working. 


JASON
The nerd who has helped me put this web site together. Skinny, spotty, not good
looking but where it matters is bigger than all the hunks in town. (Jason says there is a
god) Friend, or rather, close friend of Lionel

MR AND MRS CHAN
Owners of the local Indian take away, the Taj Mahal. Took it over from a
Bangladeshi guy and could not afford to redecorate


FATHER PAT
Local catholic priest, customer of the Firkin and Wheelcap, our local boozer, handy
with his hands.

MR NAGEL
Schoolteacher who somehow got married to my mum, escaped and went to live in
Holland with the vicarís son, Sebastian.


VICAR
Nice chap, drinking partner of Father Pat (who says catholics and protestants canít getalong together). father of Sebastian

SEBASTIAN
Vicarís son. Now living in Amsterdam with Mr. Nagel and working for the BOYS
BOYS BOYS social club


MANDY
My friend who works with me at the Ranch, an adult health and fitness centre just off
the high Street.

AHMED
Owner of the local curry house.


WINSTON
Lionelís big,black,boyfriend who lives in Brighton. lionel visits him a lot. Works in
security

MR.McHENRY
Owns the betting shop


SHARON
Another friend who married an old man for his money and got stranded in a Barratts
house on an estate miles from anywhere and no car, no bus and no life except the
local yokels.

MAD MARGE
Warder at the prison where gran is incarcerated. Mum thinks she is having a lesbian
affair with Gran. I think Gran just canít be bothered to cook for herself and prison
beats most old peopleís homes.


GEORGE AND DOTTY HENSON
Couple I baby sit for sometimes. They won the lottery, moved out of the Trailer park
to a real house and have garden gnomes and a pond with goldfish, and a white Ford
Modeo in the garage.
 
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