Lionel rang today
from Brighton, heís feeling a bit tired and wonít be back for a
couple of days..
Something about Winston over doing things. Iím not sure why that
should make Lionel
feel bad. Having someone overdoing it with me makes me feel
I did get to make
it with Jason. He is the nerdiest, underdeveloped character you
could ever meet
but I felt things in places no one has ever reached before. I did
manage to grab a
ruler to measure him but it was in centimetres so it didnít mean very
much. All I can
say is Iíve started to look at every thin, nerdy boy in the street in a
He didnít take much
persuading either, what with Lionel being away and mum having
gone for a walk
on the common. I had the pants off him quicker than you can say Jack
Robinson. I suddenly
realised however that I didnít have any contraventions, Earl
having used my supply
up the previous night. Jason just got some from Lionelís
cupboard. he seemed
to know exactly where they were which would suggest that
something is definitely
going on between him and Lionel.
Shane came over early
and nearly caught me and Jason at it. I had to fake it with
Shane, even we girls
need a recovery time, but he didnít seem to notice. I think he
made it with mum
yesterday. The telephone conversation they had really turned him
on now he says heís
thinking about older women all the time. Well, screw that, Iím
not waiting for
him till Iím old. Lionel will have his nose pushed out as well as Shane
seems to have gone
into reverse as far as heís concerned.
Never mind, Lionel
still has half the town after him if Shane is to be believed
although I donít
believe that for one moment. He is very popular though and his
mobile rings a lot
more than mine does.
Trace, my best friend,
came over and was all excited about a guy she had met. She
nearly met her husband
Earl, creeping out of my bed as well, but he got out the back
door just in time.
Seems this guy came in to the Wimpy for burger, sausage, egg and
chips with apple
pie to follow, and Trace just fell for him on sight. Just one tiny
problem, he is a
transsexual, to be more precise a pre-op transsexual called Mary, and
Trace is worried
in case she is turning into a lesbian.
I told her, she would
only know that when Mary became a post-op transsexual. If she
still fancied him
then, well maybe it would show that she does have lesbian
tendencies. In the
meantime sheís meeting Mary on Saturday so weíll see how things
turn out. Only trouble
is. Iíll have to rearrange my day, because if Trace is going to
see Mary, Earl will
be at a loose end so to speak and want to come round and Iíll have
to do something
with Shane. perhaps if Lionel is back, heíll take Shane. If not Iíll
have to have a word
with mum. Life is so complicated.
Iím not sure how
Earl will cope if he finds out he is married to a potential lesbian
with a pre op transsexual
lover. Probably wonít care twopence as long as he continues
to get it six times
a week and twice on Sundays. I warned Trace to be careful when
Mary changes from
a pre op to a post op. Earl might fancy her then himself. Heís a
randy sod, chases
everything with two legs a dress and somewhere to do it. Trace is a
bit stupid though
and thinks heís faithful. Huh ! Iíve even seen him giving Lionel an
odd look especially
when he wears those flowery shirts he likes and those tight white
trousers that show
his bum off nicely.
Look at Shane, real
manís man, well you know, butch, into menís things, nothing
Nelly about him
at all and suddenly Lionel flashes his eyebrows and heís, bingo,
hooked. Being into
menís things takes on a whole new meaning. Not that I know for
certain that him
and Lionel actually practice anything but a girl usually has an
these sort of things. Mind you an awful lot of women end up married
to queens and when
it all comes out say Ďbut I never guessed !í My advice would be
look at the underpants.
If they are Calvin Klein , think twice.
Now Shane never wears
Calvin Kleins, in fact most of the time he donít even wear
underpants. he did
have a pair of union jack boxer shorts I bought him back from
Spain and a sexy,
black jock strap I bought him from an Anne Summers sex party at
Mollyís house, but
it all turned out to be just a front. In fact far from looking sexy in
the jock strap,
it looked like he was wearing a surgical aid. he said it was too small
contain him, but
in reality his tummy is so big the strap slipped down and hung like
the feeding bag
they put over horses heads.
Anyway, next thing,
one telephone conversation with mum and Shane is suddenly
into older women.
As I said, Trace really is a bit innocent about men and their little
ways and of course,
she doesnít know about Earl and me and I wouldnít say anything.
After all she is
my best friend.
Funny old life really.