I was wrong, I admit
it. I mean, Lionel is getting more than I am. I came back early
from the Ranch and
I was wacked. Well sometimes if they pay enough, I let them do
that. Doesnít happen
a lot as we donít get a lot of the public school trade except when
the County Court
is in session. Then we get a few, Judges, QCís that kind, you know,
all plumy voices
and a matron fixation.
Anyway, I opened
my bedroom door and there was Earl, stark naked in my Bed I
though, thatís funny,
itís not Traceís day at the Wimpy and then I remembered that
she had gone to
visit her granny in Holloway. Canít stop, you know, even at 75. It was
dog food last time.
Fifty cans. Poor sod could hardly walk through the door of the
caught of course and given ten days hard labour or something.
Trace visits her
out of the goodness of her heart and her Gran does pass on a few
useful hints. Not
only that sheís got loads of money stashed away in the Halifax and
Trace has her eye
on it being one of Granís only living relatives so to speak.
Trace calls her visits
an investment. I call it stupid. Gran only gets caught, Lionel
says, because sheís
got a thing going with one of the warders, Mad Marge. Itís all
very Cell Block
H, if you know what I mean. Gran will probably leave everything to
Mad Marge. Poor
Trace, sheís so innocent.
So hereís Earl, thatís
Traceís hubby, remember ?,in my bed stark naked. Well, I
though Iíd be OK
for a quickie, so I stripped of and climbed in alongside him. Then I
realised that someone
else was lying the other side of Earl. Well I didnít see them at
first, Earl is a
big man thanks to all the left over Wimpys Trace brings home and the
fact that she still
fries in lard. Says it makes better chips. When I look properly, I see
that itís Lionel.
Heís fast asleep and Earl has his arm round him. I was a bit surprised
at first, but I
am a free thinker and quiet modern in that area.
As I got into bed,
I disturbed Earl and he turned towards me and I could see from
what he was wearing
that him and Lionel had been having more than just a cuddle,
and they had got
to know each other pretty intimitabtly. Anyway, he just smiled and
said, Ďhi, dollí.
I quite like it when he talks clean. Mostly heís a foul mouthed git and
donít really know
what Trace sees in him except the obvious.
So there was a bit
of a dilemma. Hereís a man in my bed, hereís me now quite turned
on and hereís my
half Jewish, half brother in the same bed.. So I though, Ďwhat the
hell, we shared
the same wombí. Not at the same time of course, but we were there in
the same place experiencing
the same cosy feeling and anyway, Lionel is asleep. So I
looked at Earl invitingly,
looked at me and smiled and after a quick fag and a
change of contraventive
he was on top of me like a second duvet. Lionel of course
woke up but just
watched without much feeling like heíd already seen too many
Mind you, guys in
Videos arenít usually as hefty as Earl, they are usually all
boys, slim hairless and smooth. I do like a bit of weight on top of
me and a bit of
fur. ĎBearsí is what Lionel calls them. He says he likes playing the
ĎCubí. Most of the
guys in straight videos look gay to me. Lionel reckons they are. Itís
all very confusing.
Still at least Lionel and me share the same taste in something.
Trace phoned when
we were half way through. Well I didnít know it was halfway but
thatís roughly how
it turned out. She said if I saw Earl would I tell him there were
burgers in the fridge
and she would be back about nine. Trace cares about Earl a lot
but itís funny she
rang me. I told earl and he said Ďballs, sheís with that pre-op
and got back to what he was doing. Lionel got out of bed and asked
if he should make
a cup of tea. I told him not to bother as Earl and I had longer
together than we
thought and I didnít want to waste it.
Lionel looked a bit
angry but I guess he was just a bit jealous. Still he shares Shane
with me and now
with mum so I donít see how he can complain. Have you noticed
though how greedy
men of his kind can be. Never satisfied, always wanting more.